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Old 03-28-2012, 12:15 AM   #21
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Just more political crap. All candidates suck period and we are all on the short end of the stick.
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Old 03-29-2012, 03:14 PM   #22
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:41 PM   #23
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Remember "Columbo"?

I do, I'd like to know as well......

Ah, sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir. . ...


Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean President Obama, Sir. Um . . I know you're busy, and important and stuff. I mean, running the country is very important and -- ah -- I hate to bother you, Sir. I will only take a minute. Ok, Sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering, Sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out? You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.

Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says, boy, she wishes she had digs like this, you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow! I saw something like that in a museum once.
Oh, sorry Sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island Sir? No? I didn't think so...

Well, listen, anyway, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be "Not released" or "Not available." I'm sure it's just an oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are I have them written down here somewhere -- oh wait. I'll just read it to you.

Could you please help me find these things, Sir?

1. Occidental College records -- Not released
2. Columbia College records -- Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper -- Not available
4. Harvard College records -- Not released
5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6. Medical records -- Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- Not available
8. Your Illinois State Senate records -- Not available
9. Law practice client list -- Not released
10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released
11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
12. Record of your baptism -- Not available

13. Why your wife, Michelle, can no longer practice law as an attorney? Insurance Fraud?
14. Why your wife has 22 assistants, when other First Ladies had one????????????
15. Why were you getting "foreign student aid" as a college student???????????
16. Which countries "passport" did you have when you visited Pakistan in 1981? ???????????

Oh, and one more thing Mr. President, I can't seem to find any articles you published as editor of the Harvard Law Review, or as a Professor at the University of Chicago?????? Can you explain that to me, Sir?

Oh, but hey -- listen! I know you're busy! If this is too much for you right now -- I mean -- tell you what. I'll come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you're busy. I'll just let myself out. I'll be back tomorrow. And the day after…..What's that Mr. President? Who wants to know these things?
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Old 03-31-2012, 02:11 AM   #24
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13. Why your wife, Michelle, can no longer practice law as an attorney? Insurance Fraud?
14. Why your wife has 22 assistants, when other First Ladies had one????????????
Look at it this way, at least she doesn't need a ghillie suit for hunting big foot ...

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Old 03-31-2012, 02:30 AM   #25
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Look at it this way, at least she doesn't need a ghillie suit for hunting big foot ...

I think that's racist...let me look it up in the manual...brb
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I think that's racist...let me look it up in the manual...brb


Maybe so, but he gets a pass and extra points for accuracy.
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If nobody likes the man how did he get elected?
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If nobody likes the man how did he get elected?
His core supporters, the uninitiated, the stupid, folks with their hands out for the freebies, ad nauseam. There are just too many of them.
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